“The beautiful people wish you a Happy New Year once again! Last year we lost our jobs, had to move back in with our parents, and currently share a room with Skittles the pug – who my parents refer to as their “real” baby – but at least we’re still good-looking! Thank God beauty lasts forever.”
Happy New Year! It’s time once again to put away all your
Christmas crap, cringe as you step on the scale for the first time in forever, steel
yourself for the real winter, and
consider changing something about your life. Yep—it’s resolutions time!
